RANDOM ACTS OF ROMANCE: Character Quote
Wednesday, December 28th, 2011Bud: "Listen, I love you, buddy, but I gotta go - my muffins are browning. Stay strong."
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Bud: "Listen, I love you, buddy, but I gotta go - my muffins are browning. Stay strong."
RANDOM ACTS OF ROMANCE: Character Quote
Monday, December 19th, 2011Dianne: "Please take that boner out of my back. I'm not having sex with you tonight."
Dating Stories: “Randal”
Tuesday, December 13th, 2011I had a lover a few years ago who, after a night out with the girls, called me from the bar they were at around one in the morning - she was super drunk and wanted to go home but her friends wanted to stay and she was in no ...
Dating Stories: “R”
Thursday, December 1st, 2011I had been dating this guy we'll call "Jordan" for a few months and spending increasing number of nights over at his place. We always enjoyed breakfast together at home: bowls of granola with yoghurt and fruit, nice coffees, lazing around. One morning, after I had started to feel slightly more ...
Dating Stories: “Cameron”
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011Blind first date at a coffee shop. The second thing she said, after hello, was an invitation to have sex in the bathroom.
Dating Stories: “Cathy Bedwetter”
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011Wasn't hilarious at the time, but I dated a bed-wetter. YUCK! He was able to hide it once, the second time I figured it out and he was outta there! lol
Dating Stories: “Wendy”
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011The love of my life (at the time) finally got around to kissing me at the end of the evening and I stood motionless (having been transported to planet bliss) until I was snapped back to earth by the sound of his laughing. Not half as embarrassing though, as the ...
Dating Stories: “X”
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011When I was 41 I decided to try dating a younger man. He was 24. He came over to my apartment. We were going dancing. In preparation for dancing, he hopped up and down on my patio for 20 minutes while shouting encouraging words to himself. I ditched him at ...